OK, this is one of those things that came in an e-mail forward and I usually don't keep things going. But this one was from my mom and the simple home remedies in this are just too good not to share with you. I think many can benefit from the things in this list.
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem
Thanks for a great laugh!
Posted by: Merrilyn | January 21, 2008 at 08:31 PM
I never thought I would come here to get home repair tips, but look, I did.
Posted by: Terry | January 21, 2008 at 09:29 PM
you should have heard my wife and girls cackle as I read these to them!
Posted by: stephen shields | January 21, 2008 at 10:59 PM
Merrilyn - king of comedy only here to help!!
Terry - hehe - yep, this the pinnacle of my expertise right here, yessirreeebob!
Stephen - glad they liked them, I'll tell my wife and my mom since they are mainly responsible for these.
Posted by: David Wayne | January 21, 2008 at 11:05 PM
Nice review. Sounds awesome.
Posted by: scott | January 29, 2008 at 06:44 AM