Are you a "Guy," or a "Man"

That last post got me thinking that I need to go ahead and post the difference between guys and men. Dave Barry wrote a book several years ago, which I loved, called Dave Barry's Complete Guide To Guys, and now this is being made into a movie. In that book you can learn the real reason for the space shuttle program (older guys like bigger toys that go VROOOM really fast) and the effect that your "concern rays" can have on your favorite basketball players ability to sink a foul shot. Anyway, from the movie website, here's a list of Guys vs. Men for us all to see who we are most like:

Guys ----- Men

Bart Simpson -- Clark Kent
Keith Richards -- Tony Bennett
Bill Clinton -- Hillary Clinton
Jack Nicholson -- Ed Harris
John Stewart -- Dan Rather
Class Clown -- Future Astronaut

Women Guys Like ----- Women Men Like

Renee Russo -- Meryl Streep
Jennifer Aniston -- Jane Seymour
Chrissie Hynde -- Crystal Gayle

OK, so let's see how I would do in this.

I'll take Clark Kent over Bart Simpson - man
Keith Richards over Tony Bennett - guy
I'll take George Bush over Bill and Hillary Clinton - Guy/Man
Ed Harris over Jack Nicholson - man
John Stewart over Dan Rather - guy
Class Clown over Future Astronaut - guy

I don't care for Renee Russo or Meryl Streep, but if I had to choose one I'll take Renee - guy
Jane Seymour over Jennifer Aniston - man
Don't know who Chrissie Hynde is so I'm stuck with Crystal Gayle - man

I've got a score of +5 on the man scale and +5 on the guy scale - I'm 50% guy, 50% man